She was *off* today.

I have to go buy materials to Master-Lock our kitchen cabinets.

If I buy seven sets I can hook up the whole kitchen (might save me time in the future, just to do it all now.)

If I buy combo locks instead of keyed locks, I don't have to worry about her stealing the keys. -Which she has already promised to do.

Oh, WHY?

She threatened to climb the cabinet and steal a knife. I don't remember if she threatened anything beyond hiding it in her room.

Those of you who know me to any degree, probably know I skip to the *how to avoid my own and my spouse's death crisis* mode instead of the *figure out how to make this a squishy bonding time* mode.